The god Ku was angry that Tiki B abandoned his family, tradition, and honor to immerse himself in the ways of the degenerate humans. Since Ku was already busy inciting wars around the globe, he sought the help of Tane, the god of forests and birds, to seek revenge on Tiki B. Tane sent out messages in the trees to stop Tiki whenever they saw him. However, the trees moved so slowly, that Tane grew impatient, and called upon the birds for help instead. Tane ordered them to travel in flocks to circle the globe, always in search of him. She created birds with long beaks and strong necks to be able to drill and peck into wood. However, the birds would always grow distracted with bird feeders, other trees, and french fries on the ground. They weren’t the best soldiers. However, one bird did find Tiki after some time. Charles, a pigeon from Brooklyn found him in Central Park one day trying to learn how to skateboard. Charles wasn’t the brightest of the birds, paired with bad eyesight and a blunt beak he didn’t have much power to do anything against Tiki. He decided the best course of action was to poop on him every chance he could get. Annoyed beyond belief of years of bird poop splatting his head or shoulders, Tiki would set traps, buy a BB gun, lie in wait, however nothing worked. Until this day, he cannot escape the bird poop.