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Tiki B spent an adequate amount of time in Central America, and fell in love with lima beans. He realized that when he consumed enough, he would be able to open his mouth and spit fire. The flame would shoot out 5 feet in front of him, and he often would enjoy going to Bed, Bath & Beyond and burn down their entire stock of tiki torches in one breath. Friends would often invite him to campfires in the fall, keeping the fires lit with Tiki B at hand and a few lima beans. Tiki also realized that he could “spit fire” when he was spitting fire. While the flames passed over his lips, every single Post Malone lyric he ever heard would come out in a fiery haze. Sometimes MGK or Young Ma would be heard and the campfire would start to disperse. Individuals around him would beg him to stop. “It’s the lima beans / You just fucking mad you aint me / I can’t stop and wouldn’t wanna / shouldn’t mama / Hate you for wanting to keep this clean.” The party would be over at this point. The effects of the lima beans and his lyrics would inspire millennial rappers. Soon, word would spread to stop the selling of lima beans. Stores would stop carrying them, and farmers debated on switching over to soy. Bed, Bath & Beyond managers were up in arms about their burnt displays of torches. Tiki B changed his mission of finding the meaning of life, to finding a supply of lima beans again; he missed spitting fire with the rest of them. And toyed with the idea of becoming a DJ instead.

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